


The Last Bite

by luna moody



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2009-05-09
Updated: 2009-05-09
Packaged: 2013-08-22 23:38:57
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 411
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5050359/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/238584/luna-moody
Summary: Short one-shot! From iPie ep. He should have gotten the bit of Galini's pie, but no. There was still one bite left, he noticed, if only he had the courage to get it. Freddie obviously, but a certain someone else is involved too.





	The Last Bite

**Just a little one-shot. I saw this episode again, and it's something that has always bugged me while watching iPie. Maybe I'm just a little OC. I'd tell you the obvious, but what's the fun in that. Just go ahead and read it! =D**

**Disclaimer: There's a lot of things I don't own. iCarly's one of them. The Bat Signal is another... **

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I _never_ win! I always end up coming late to the game. I mean, I just now discover the miracle that is Galini's Coconut Crème Pie, and it's snatched from me like a bag of precious diamonds. Even now as I stand here in this ridiculous bear suit, out of breath from scrambling for that last bite…that last precious moment in heaven, I can't help but feel cheated. I watched with envy as Sam grabbed up the last morsels from the plate. It should have been mine. They all had their affairs with Galini's; mine was barely a crush.

As we stood there reminiscing, I noticed there was still one bite that hadn't been eaten. Sam hadn't noticed it yet. If I could only dare to take it, then I would be able to savor this moment of heaven...this small moment of victory!

Should I do it? "Aw, what the heck!" I spun Sam around toward me, held onto her face and lapped up every fluffy peak of the creamy goodness that she had yet to wipe off of her lips. I think her tongue was even warring with mine for the last bits, but my tongue chased hers and stole the last chance at this confectionary bliss.

I pulled away with a satisfied 'pop,' and Sam's fist immediately found my stomach. Her blows had no effect; I was, after all, wearing a padded suit. She stomped out of the kitchen and Carly started yelling at me. "Freddie, what on Earth were you thinking?" I licked my top lip and found a little sliver of coconut there. I pulled it back into my mouth and smiled, "I think I won!"

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**A/N According to the definition (which I had to look up) this is too long to be considered a drabble. DARN! It is my shortest, though. Review please and let me know what you think, I know I can't be the only one that this scene ever bugged, can I?**


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